Ranger Creek. An experience to remember...
ALWAYS!
Whilst MycoBlitzing the Flora and Funga at the Ranger Creek Campground area, here in WA state, my wife (Jen) and I stumbled across the most awful, ugly, scary, and disgusting creature we have ever seen... 'twas the 'Shroom Monster.
I was down on my knees, taking pictures of a specimen I was about to abscond with for the Blitz when I heard this low growl behind me.
At first I thought it might be a bear, maybe a cougar, or even a racoon, ohhhh! mayhaps a S'quatch?
I stopped breathing and listened ever-so carefully....................
Silence.
Now I really started to worry, and I must admit, was getting a bit scared. However, I scrunched up enough courage to sllloooowlllyyyyy turn around.
To my horror... here was this brown, snaggle-toothed "thing" with short dragon-like wings... barely fluttering, as it looked at me.
It's skin was reptilian, and its eyes -- oh, its EYES!!!! Hooded. Evil. So evil.
And... the smiling... quivering-ing lips, dusted with spores.
Behind it were a host of 'shrooms it had captured... all of which were trembling-ing in their substrate and mycelia.
This scene of absolute horror. Again... I could not breath.
But...
I took out my Samsung 10e Smartphone, took a picture, and captured that little monster forever!
(April Fool's!)
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